Monday, September 14, 2009

JaY JuGGaLo

Iz ThiS LaTe NigHt NINja ReaDy FoR PrImETImE?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

SpAcE NINja

CrYiN a TeAr FoR DaT AliEN He KiLLeD iN OrBiT.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

BaNG PoW bOOm!!!

YoU BiTCheZ MiGhT Be WonDeRin WhEre Me AnD My NINjaZ bEEn tHe LasT CouPlE DayZ.

DuH YoU DuMb SHitZ--We WuZ LiSteNIN tO Da NeW ICP JoiNt BaNG PoW BooM!!! wOOt WooT!

MoNdaY We GoT aLL KinDZa FuCKeD Up oN PiLLz N ShIT aNd WeNt tO Da MiDnIgHT SaLe aT SaM gOODy. aLL KinDZa NINjaZ WeRe WaiTiN iN LiNe N ShiT. BuT ThA JuGGaliZer AnD HiS PoSSe CuT aLL DeM BitCHez AnD GoT DaT ShiT At 11:55 N ShiT. WhY? Cuz I UsED tO WoRk Up In ThAt PiEcE!! ViP, BitCheZ!

AftEr DaT We DroVe ARouNd BuMpiN ThAt ShiT aLL NiGHt. AfTer We WeNT Up To Da WaFFlE HouSe I WeNT HoMe aNd SmoKeD A FUcKloAd of wEEd AnD JuST lOOkEd aT ThESe LiNeR NotEZ FoR LiKe 12 HouRz. ChEcK OuT aLL ThiS CrAzY ShiT!!!

CheCk OuT DiS HigHlY ReFLecTiVe CoVeR NINjaZ.


My NINjaZ lOOkiN DoPe Azz UsUal.

WhaT'z ThiS ShiT?! AnoTHeR FucKIn AlBuM CoVeR, ThATz WhAT!!!

WhAT Da FuCK. ThiS lOOkS lIKe My MOmZ StrEEt AnD ShiT. GaY.

FuCkiN Cul De My NuT SaCK.


Oh ShiT! IcE CreAm AnD FiRE!

FuCK YeaH CaR CraSH. TeaRin ThE ShiT OuT DaT OlD ManZ HousE.


WhY iS ThiS StuPiD BItCH JoGGiN'? ItZ RaiNIN FiRe BiTCH! RuN FoR CoVEr. FuCk YouR WoRkOuT!

Oh WaIT--WhaTz ThIS SHiT? A SeCRet MeSSaGe iN Da FlamEZ? A SeCret PhoNe NumBer PerHapZ? 313-483-0930. WhoZ NuMbER CouLd DaT Be?!!! LOL.


ExPloSioNZ!
FuCkIN HouSe On FiRe Up In This BiTcH. WhaT's thIS ShiT? MoRe MeSSaGez In Da FlaMeZ???


A FuCKiN WeBSitE?! BuRnT WreCkAGe.CoM. bOOkMaRkZ, NINjaZ.


Oh ShiT. DiS FlAME SaYZ Da BiG MoNey RuStLaS GoNNa Be At Da FiLLmORe In DetRoiT on 1-23-10. wOOt WooT!!!!


WhAT's ThIS NINjaZ? YoU SaY a FucKin FiSSuRe HaS OpeNed Up In Da EaRf? AnD iTz FuLL oF FiRe?! AnD DaT FiRe TeLLz YoU SekReTz?! FuuuuuUCCCCcccccKK.


In Da FlaMEZ YoU'LL FiNd Da CluEZ. ICP's oDDbaLL BoNanZa ShoW. 3-20-10 aT Da ElEcTriC FaCtoRy In PhiLLy!!! HoPe YoU LikE ChEEseStEaK, NINjaZ!

AnD ThEn ThE WoRlD wuZ MoTheRFuCKiN' AsH. ThAt Is SoMe dEEp ShiT.

ThEn ThEReZ LiKe ThrEE PaGeZ oF ThaNk YoUs AnD ShiT. InCluDiNg A MessaGe to Us. ThaT ShiT ReADZ:

"The Juggalos of the world. Juggalos everywhere, near and far. Right here and out to the farthest reaches of time and space. Much true Clown Love to you and your families. Also Military Juggaloz. Juggalos stationed home and overseas, Juggalos in Iraq risking their lives everyday. RIP to all our fallen Juggalos. We love you all and thank you ninjas for being Down with the Clown in any way during your special lives."

DaMn, NINjaZ. I GoTTa Go FiX mY MaKeUpZ and SHiT. SniFF SniFF.

Friday, August 28, 2009

PeoPLe ArE TalKiN, TalKiN BoUT NINjaZ

LetS GiVe Em SoMeTHiN To TaLK AboUt, JuGGaLoZ.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

ProJeKT JuGGwaY


MaKe It WoRK, NINjaZ.

NINja RaBBiTT


I LuV a RaiNy NiGhT, JuGGaLoZ.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

DaMe JuGGi DeNcH

LoVed DiS BiTcH iN Da ChRoNiClEZ oF RiDDicK.

NINja LaGaSSe


MaYBe I PuT a LiTTle FAYgO In DaT GuMBo. BaM!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

SmOOtH JuGGaliZeR


ThiS iS No ORdiNaRy LuV, NINjaZ.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009

OnE MoRe NINja iN ThE CanYoN...

AnD ItZ OnE MoRe JuGG iN HoLLyWooD.

P.S. MayBe DiS YeAr WiLL bE BeTTeR ThAn Da LaST, NINja.

A BRieF HiSToRy Of JuGGaLoZ



WhO SaYz NINjaZ AiNt SmARt AnD ShIt?! LoL.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

OrlY TiTZ



WheReZ Da BiRF CerTifIcaTe, NINjaZ?

ThE JuGGz



LuV CaN BuiLd A BriDGe, NINjaZ.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

NINja, ShE WroTe



CaSe SolVeD, JuGGaloZ.

NINja, StiLLs, NaSh AnD YouNG



TeACh Ur ChiLDreN WeLL, JuGGaloZ.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

GreTa GArBo aNd MOnrOe, DeiTRicH AnD A JuGGaLo



LeT Ur BodY Go WiT Da FloW, NINjaZ.

RIP, NINja



soRRy VaLeRIe PLamE WuZ SUch A BitCh.

INsaNe CItiZEns COunciL



Da TRinITy WiLL sOOn fLO WiT FAYgO. WaHaHaHAHA.

P.S. DiS ONeZ FoR My NINjaZ in BiG D.

TeCHnO NINja ViKING



CuTZ yoU WiT HIz NiPPleZ, CuZ.

PUdGe-aLLo



LeTZ HoPE PLayIN iN DEtrOIt DIdNT chANGe PUdGe ToO MuCH, NINjaZ.

TeXaS RAnGerZ FoREvEr.

I'LL Be A NINja ForEVer



...ForEvEr aND EvER AmEN.

BaRRy JuGGaLo


He WrITeZ ThE SonGZ DaT MaKE Da NINjaZ SiNG.

Li'L BunDLe...



...Of JuGGaLO.

I'm ShAmeleSS


...wheN it CoMEs tO JuGGaloZ.

INsanE TriTT PoSSe


I SmeLL T-R-O-U-B-L-E, NinjaZ.

ThE InsPIRaShun BeHINd The MoVEmeNT

WhaT Up JuGGaLos? YoU ProLLY sEEn ArE ARmy GeTTinG BiGGa EvERy dAy SinCe DA MuTHaFUCKinG GaTheRiNG. If YoU DOn'T KnOW BOut ThA GatHeRING YeT YoU BesT ReCOgNiZe. CHeCk HereZ EvErY Day tO SeE ArE NEw NINjaZ uP iN tHiS BItcH...