JaY JuGGaLo

Iz ThiS LaTe NigHt NINja ReaDy FoR PrImETImE?

SpAcE NINja

CrYiN a TeAr FoR DaT AliEN He KiLLeD iN OrBiT.

BaNG PoW bOOm!!!

YoU BiTCheZ MiGhT Be WonDeRin WhEre Me AnD My NINjaZ bEEn tHe LasT CouPlE DayZ.

DuH YoU DuMb SHitZ--We WuZ LiSteNIN tO Da NeW ICP JoiNt BaNG PoW BooM!!! wOOt WooT!

MoNdaY We GoT aLL KinDZa FuCKeD Up oN PiLLz N ShIT aNd WeNt tO Da MiDnIgHT SaLe aT SaM gOODy. aLL KinDZa NINjaZ WeRe WaiTiN iN LiNe N ShiT. BuT ThA JuGGaliZer AnD HiS PoSSe CuT aLL DeM BitCHez AnD GoT DaT ShiT At 11:55 N ShiT. WhY? Cuz I UsED tO WoRk Up In ThAt PiEcE!! ViP, BitCheZ!

AftEr DaT We DroVe ARouNd BuMpiN ThAt ShiT aLL NiGHt. AfTer We WeNT Up To Da WaFFlE HouSe I WeNT HoMe aNd SmoKeD A FUcKloAd of wEEd AnD JuST lOOkEd aT ThESe LiNeR NotEZ FoR LiKe 12 HouRz. ChEcK OuT aLL ThiS CrAzY ShiT!!!

CheCk OuT DiS HigHlY ReFLecTiVe CoVeR NINjaZ.


My NINjaZ lOOkiN DoPe Azz UsUal.

WhaT'z ThiS ShiT?! AnoTHeR FucKIn AlBuM CoVeR, ThATz WhAT!!!

WhAT Da FuCK. ThiS lOOkS lIKe My MOmZ StrEEt AnD ShiT. GaY.

FuCkiN Cul De My NuT SaCK.


Oh ShiT! IcE CreAm AnD FiRE!

FuCK YeaH CaR CraSH. TeaRin ThE ShiT OuT DaT OlD ManZ HousE.


WhY iS ThiS StuPiD BItCH JoGGiN'? ItZ RaiNIN FiRe BiTCH! RuN FoR CoVEr. FuCk YouR WoRkOuT!

Oh WaIT--WhaTz ThIS SHiT? A SeCRet MeSSaGe iN Da FlamEZ? A SeCret PhoNe NumBer PerHapZ? 313-483-0930. WhoZ NuMbER CouLd DaT Be?!!! LOL.


ExPloSioNZ!
FuCkIN HouSe On FiRe Up In This BiTcH. WhaT's thIS ShiT? MoRe MeSSaGez In Da FlaMeZ???


A FuCKiN WeBSitE?! BuRnT WreCkAGe.CoM. bOOkMaRkZ, NINjaZ.


Oh ShiT. DiS FlAME SaYZ Da BiG MoNey RuStLaS GoNNa Be At Da FiLLmORe In DetRoiT on 1-23-10. wOOt WooT!!!!


WhAT's ThIS NINjaZ? YoU SaY a FucKin FiSSuRe HaS OpeNed Up In Da EaRf? AnD iTz FuLL oF FiRe?! AnD DaT FiRe TeLLz YoU SekReTz?! FuuuuuUCCCCcccccKK.


In Da FlaMEZ YoU'LL FiNd Da CluEZ. ICP's oDDbaLL BoNanZa ShoW. 3-20-10 aT Da ElEcTriC FaCtoRy In PhiLLy!!! HoPe YoU LikE ChEEseStEaK, NINjaZ!

AnD ThEn ThE WoRlD wuZ MoTheRFuCKiN' AsH. ThAt Is SoMe dEEp ShiT.

ThEn ThEReZ LiKe ThrEE PaGeZ oF ThaNk YoUs AnD ShiT. InCluDiNg A MessaGe to Us. ThaT ShiT ReADZ:

"The Juggalos of the world. Juggalos everywhere, near and far. Right here and out to the farthest reaches of time and space. Much true Clown Love to you and your families. Also Military Juggaloz. Juggalos stationed home and overseas, Juggalos in Iraq risking their lives everyday. RIP to all our fallen Juggalos. We love you all and thank you ninjas for being Down with the Clown in any way during your special lives."

DaMn, NINjaZ. I GoTTa Go FiX mY MaKeUpZ and SHiT. SniFF SniFF.

PeoPLe ArE TalKiN, TalKiN BoUT NINjaZ

LetS GiVe Em SoMeTHiN To TaLK AboUt, JuGGaLoZ.

ProJeKT JuGGwaY

MaKe It WoRK, NINjaZ.

NINja RaBBiTT

I LuV a RaiNy NiGhT, JuGGaLoZ.

DaMe JuGGi DeNcH

LoVed DiS BiTcH iN Da ChRoNiClEZ oF RiDDicK.

NINja LaGaSSe

MaYBe I PuT a LiTTle FAYgO In DaT GuMBo. BaM!

SmOOtH JuGGaliZeR

ThiS iS No ORdiNaRy LuV, NINjaZ.

JuGG WiT A RuG

YoUr FiREd NINja!

EveRy JuGG ARouNd Da WorLD

TheY'Re CoMin' To DA GaThERiN'!

OnE MoRe NINja iN ThE CanYoN...

AnD ItZ OnE MoRe JuGG iN HoLLyWooD.

P.S. MayBe DiS YeAr WiLL bE BeTTeR ThAn Da LaST, NINja.

A BRieF HiSToRy Of JuGGaLoZ

WhO SaYz NINjaZ AiNt SmARt AnD ShIt?! LoL.

OrlY TiTZ

WheReZ Da BiRF CerTifIcaTe, NINjaZ?

ThE JuGGz

LuV CaN BuiLd A BriDGe, NINjaZ.

NINja, ShE WroTe

CaSe SolVeD, JuGGaloZ.

NINja, StiLLs, NaSh AnD YouNG

TeACh Ur ChiLDreN WeLL, JuGGaloZ.

GreTa GArBo aNd MOnrOe, DeiTRicH AnD A JuGGaLo

LeT Ur BodY Go WiT Da FloW, NINjaZ.

RIP, NINja

soRRy VaLeRIe PLamE WuZ SUch A BitCh.

INsaNe CItiZEns COunciL

Da TRinITy WiLL sOOn fLO WiT FAYgO. WaHaHaHAHA.

P.S. DiS ONeZ FoR My NINjaZ in BiG D.

TeCHnO NINja ViKING

CuTZ yoU WiT HIz NiPPleZ, CuZ.

PUdGe-aLLo

LeTZ HoPE PLayIN iN DEtrOIt DIdNT chANGe PUdGe ToO MuCH, NINjaZ.

TeXaS RAnGerZ FoREvEr.

I'LL Be A NINja ForEVer

...ForEvEr aND EvER AmEN.

BaRRy JuGGaLo

He WrITeZ ThE SonGZ DaT MaKE Da NINjaZ SiNG.

Li'L BunDLe...

...Of JuGGaLO.

I'm ShAmeleSS

...wheN it CoMEs tO JuGGaloZ.

INsanE TriTT PoSSe

I SmeLL T-R-O-U-B-L-E, NinjaZ.

ThE InsPIRaShun BeHINd The MoVEmeNT

WhaT Up JuGGaLos? YoU ProLLY sEEn ArE ARmy GeTTinG BiGGa EvERy dAy SinCe DA MuTHaFUCKinG GaTheRiNG. If YoU DOn'T KnOW BOut ThA GatHeRING YeT YoU BesT ReCOgNiZe. CHeCk HereZ EvErY Day tO SeE ArE NEw NINjaZ uP iN tHiS BItcH...